🎉 “I Just Can’t Help Myself” Terms of Service

TL;DR: be nice, shop smart, and don’t sue us for glitter-related joy.

1. Welcome to the Club

By hanging out on ijustcanthelpmyself.com you agree to these TOS and our Privacy Policy. If you don’t agree, close the tab and go pet a dog.

2. Age Check

You must be 18+ (or the age of majority where you live). We don’t knowingly collect info from minors—parents, please supervise your future shopaholics.

3. Use of the Site

• Shop, browse, binge—personal, non-commercial use only.
• Don’t upload viruses, hate speech, or selfies you wouldn’t show Grandma.
• Don’t scrape, copy, or reverse-engineer our code; it’s baked with love and lawyers.

4. Intellectual Stuff

All images, names, logos and general awesomeness are © IJCHM. Borrow without permission and we’ll send virtual side-eye (and legal notices).

5. Product Availability & Pricing

We reserve the right to correct typos, price glitches, or sell-outs. If your cart item disappears, it probably found a new BFF already.

6. Mobile Alerts (Totally Optional)

Program: IJCHM Drops & Deals
Frequency: Recurring (max 4/month)
Cost: Message & data rates may apply
Opt-in via checkout or pop-up; opt-out anytime by texting STOP to [short-code] or emailing hello@ijustcanthelpmyself.com. Carriers supported: pretty much everyone in the US—see full list in the big-boy legalese at the bottom.

7. Disclaimer & Liability Limit

We work hard, but stuff happens. To the fullest extent allowed by law our total liability for any claim is capped at $100 USD (the price of a really good impulse-buy). We’re not liable for lost profits, data, or your sudden need to re-decorate.

8. Dispute Resolution

Any drama will be solved by binding arbitration in Michigan under Michigan law, on an individual basis—no class actions. You waive jury trial rights (because judges love glittery evidence).

9. Changes to These Terms

We can tweak the rules whenever inspiration strikes. Continued use = acceptance of the new fine print. We’ll post the “last updated” date so you know we’ve been busy.

10. Miscellaneous Fun

If any clause is deemed unenforceable, the rest survive like cockroaches after a sale. Headings are for giggles, not interpretation. No relationship (partnership, employment, soulmate) is created between us.

🎭 Fun Fine-Print Facts:
🕶 We speak in bytes & bits but promise to keep it simple.
🎩 Our TOS is like a good rom-com—twists, turns, and a happy ending (you keep shopping, we keep shipping).

By clicking “I agree” or simply continuing to browse, you pinky-promise to abide by these terms. Now go forth and indulge!