The Bar Gadget That Makes You Look Like You Know What You're Doing

There is a specific kind of shame that comes from pouring a drink in front of people. The glug. The over-pour. The moment where you're holding the bottle at an angle that suggests you've never interacted with liquid before. People are watching. You are sweating. The glass is now too full.

The Electric Liquor Dispenser is a device that makes this stop happening.

It fits onto any standard bottle. You press a button. It dispenses a precise, measured amount of liquid — no tilting, no guessing, no glug. There are three quantitative settings so you can choose your pour size depending on whether you are being generous, being responsible, or being honest with yourself. The LED indicator tells you the battery level. The USB-C port charges it. The foldable design means it stores flat when you're not using it.

It looks like something a professional would own. You are not a professional. But nobody at the dinner party needs to know that.

Available in Black and White. Works on wine, spirits, and anything else in a standard bottle. Does not work on cans. You're on your own with cans.