The cat has a bed. You know this. You bought the cat a bed. It is a perfectly good bed. The cat has never once slept in it.
The cat sleeps on your laptop. The cat sleeps on the one clean jumper you left out. The cat sleeps on the exact corner of the sofa that you need to sit on. The cat has opinions about comfort that your previous bed purchases have failed to meet.
The Luxury Cat Plush Sofa Bed is different. It is not a bed. It is a throne. It has armrests. It has a backrest. It has a plush interior that is, by any objective measure, more comfortable than your own sofa. The cat will see this and understand, immediately, that it was made for them.
Will they sleep in it? Probably not at first. They’ll sniff it, ignore it for three days, and then one morning you’ll come downstairs and find them curled up in it like they’ve always lived there. And you’ll feel, inexplicably, like you’ve finally done something right.
